Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13854080)

Very nice na ka ... :p

Originally Posted by viviankoh (Post 13862027)

you are nice too... Hugs.

Originally Posted by bonkning (Post 13835623)

:confused:
love me love my dog..?
tu mai kup?

Originally Posted by bonkning (Post 13836560)

huh .. must quote one ah ... ok ok
i want ask you lor, you are my pasar thai sifu...:o

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13836734)

Why you no ask 师父 teach you pasaar thai na ... ? :confused:
Him good in thai na ...

Originally Posted by bonkning (Post 13838431)

nevermind kup...
keep posting thai can oraedi ..

Originally Posted by sammyboyfor (Post 13864371)

1.You have an option of going to a freelancer or a Geylang brothel approved by the government.

2. Make sure all sex is protected including oral sex.

3. You don't have to say anything. The whore knows exactly what you want without you having to say anything.

4. Do a Google image and video search for "sex positions" for tips. You'll have to experiment a bit to decide which position you like best.

5. If you're worried about raids go to a certified Geylang fuck shop.

My final advice is not to go for paid sex. Get yourself a nice girlfriend. The sex should be a lot more satisfying emotionally.

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13864551)

师兄 .... Alice quote what Boss post na ... you no need learn thai na ... see this #3 ka ...

Originally Posted by projectalice (Post 13864551)

师兄 .... Alice quote what boss post na ... You no need learn thai na ... See this #3 ka ...

Originally Posted by bonkning (Post 13865160)

ok kup , thanks for your concern.

Originally Posted by bonkning (Post 13867736)

tor lair :eek:... alai?
:confused: jingjing na kup

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13868148)

To someone special ka ...

"Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it."

Originally Posted by urgg (Post 13868185)

Pretty Alice, is that special someone me? heehee :p

Just joking na.. I think I know who na.. ;)

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13868274)

This for you ka ... my dear friend ... :p

"The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away."

Originally Posted by urgg (Post 13868338)

This for you na sweet Alice,

Thank you my dearest friend :)

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13867866)

understand mai ?

Originally Posted by ProjectAlice (Post 13868361)

You my true friend too na ka ... :p

"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."