Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7772132)

Wah u got ex Chinese gf hah? I on the other hand got NL and bak so ex gfs. Can exchange or not hah?

Originally Posted by sengseng (Post 7772459)

One thing I found out is; Lao gurls can be very good home makers. :D
Innocent yet horny. LOL.;)

Originally Posted by ZachBonano (Post 7774117)

muahahaha...this one cannot exchange wann...this is good fellow

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7775429)

Have u seen the movie A Few Good Men? I haven't honestly.. But from the title, I used to think tat it is a film abt bros who do anything for each other..u my man right bro?? Haha am jz kidding.. Sure hope ur ex not legally trained like u..otherwise I hv a lawsuit on my table..:D

Originally Posted by ZachBonano (Post 7775691)

watched that before...good movie really. hahahahah...no worries..sadly and unfortunately, legally trained.... doubt there will be a lawsuit..not a court lady...corporate lady...

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7773681)

You hv tasted local Laos delicacy? Sure u din try their local version of Nasi kangkang?

Btw, john rambo's girl, the one played by Julia nickson kena shot in the end..what happened to ur Laos girl?

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7769213)

KNN! Bro, do they teach all this in helicopter flying academy?? :confused:

thanks for the hint though...my revised translation cikgu is like this:

La La La La Tua Chi Bai,
Ma, hamik si Tua Chi Bai, gin na mui..
Ma khong wo pun oo Tua Ci Bai...

make sense?? sorry lah bro...saya budak baru belajar, kalau saya tolong tunjukkan..:D

Originally Posted by BANDofBRO (Post 7777077)

Bro, your translate Toshiba = tua chi ba really awesome , Si Beh geng !

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7777252)

Must thank Master Seng Seng for his guidance..:D

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7775429)

Have u seen the movie A Few Good Men? I haven't honestly.. But from the title, I used to think tat it is a film abt bros who do anything for each other..u my man right bro?? Haha am jz kidding.. Sure hope ur ex not legally trained like u..otherwise I hv a lawsuit on my table..:D

Originally Posted by sengseng (Post 7777677)

I was just reminding you were also a kid once, tats all. See how clever you are even when you were a kid..:D

WELL! When a delegate from a emerging Scorpio nation was in Moscow, he watched a game of Russian roulette. Someone put the barrel of a pistol up to his head and pulled the trigger. One of the six chambers had a real live bullet.

A month later, the Russian delegate was visiting the Scorpio nation. "We would like to show you our version of roulette," the ambassador said, "We call this Scorpio roulette."

"How do you play?"

The ambassador pointed to six buxom Scorpio women sitting in a circle. "Any of these six girls will give you a blow job."

"Well, where is the roulette part? Where is the jeopardy? You must have some risk involved in this game, you know." the Russian said.

"Well," said the Scorpio ambassador, "one of the girls is a cannibal.":D;)

Originally Posted by sengseng (Post 7777838)

So call brothers woh. Just kidding.:D


Zach decided to go fishing with his buddy, Scorp. They loaded up Zach's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible thunder storm. They pulled into a nearby kampung house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Zach said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Zach got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Scorp and said, "Scorp, do you remember that good-
looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Scorp's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
:D

This just for entertainment purpose only. If names are found to have similarities is by coincidence.No offence intended. KEKEKE;)

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7779163)

Being the Head of State of this Scorpio nation, I hereby order that all cannibals be removed from the roulette game n be replaced with new non cannibalistic gurls from the PRC and Mongolian nations nearby.

Man, u jz made me realized how lucky I hv been so far with my gurls...:D

Originally Posted by sengseng (Post 7780370)

Will you be so lucky all the time. ;)

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place." KEKEKE:D

Originally Posted by sengseng (Post 7780370)

Will you be so lucky all the time. ;)

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place." KEKEKE:D