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hi to all the samsters down here.. k let me intro myself first.. im a 19/m guy.. and i been ard geylang a few times.. didnt get to bonk any whores there cuz like wad i said.. newbie :o :o so any place to recommend? and the budget for a trip there. i dun expect to bonk those high class china whores.. maybe some filipino?? i saw a few good 1 but nv approach them.

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why dont you try those legal hse 1st..btw, u went there alone huh?

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WALK YOURSELF INTO a CAT40 HOUSE... see a chick in the fish tank.... Pick 1 you like... and go fuck her!

It would be a good start.... ;)

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me newbie too...u can start by visting those Cat 40 threads in the forum.a gd place to start would be L6 H66 bah.tip-top svc.haf fun man. :)

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haha if walk into those houses alone abit paiseh.. but i know wana bonk some whores must be thick skinned.. anw i rmb seeing some filipinos or indonesian girls standing by the roads.. some quite good lor.. tt time see i very steam liao.. are they cheap??

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KNN... go call chicken, pia say wat???

Pia Say, stay at home and PCC!!!...

Those filipinos and indonesian would cost you $50-80.....

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wah lau no need so fierce mah.. me newbie.. sorry la :(

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Everyone was a NEWBIE once... don't think that everytime use the word newbie, you are spared.

Everyone got their 1st time..... if others can just walk in, call a girl... fuck.. and leave.....

why can't you??? study more difficult, or call girl?

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k la maybe i use the wrong term.. the word newbie seems to haf a negative impact on u! how bout first-timer? :confused:

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aiya..just go straight in..no need paiseh..not happy with what you see, just walk away lor. Get someone to accompany u if can.

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Dun say big brother never teach you...

Go to Lor 18

Go Hse 14/16/18 or all the hse if u want...

Go into the hse and see....

Which ever gal that caught your eye

Tell the guy working there which number u want

Pay $40 to him

And follow the gal

The rest is history

Are u still a virgin? If yes, then u better think twice leh.... should give "it" to somebody close to you or u love better right?

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If u want to know which house ... which gal is good.... then do what your teacher/lecturer tells u... DO YOUR HOMEWORK....

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Me also newbie here,but not a newbie in geylang scene..and chionging..
Maybe can offer u a little help..Juz pm me if ur keen to make frens with another newbie...

And sometimes the hostility of brudders here really makes me to think twice before posting anything coz i dun wanna get flame..Anyway,not pointing finger at anyone and no offence to all the bros in the forum..U guys are here long enough to have the rights to flame..But this will scare all the newbies away..Juz my little opinion.

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The more time you spent here talking about, the less time you have to bonk the WLs! Better just go into any of the CAT40 house. See a gal you like. Tell the OKT her number. Follow her to the room. See her strip. See the first naked woman (other than your sister/mother) of your life. Feel a sudden hardening of your cock. Then you feel that your pants are wet with sperm. Wash up and leave the room. That will be your first time. How about that for a first timer? O yes, remember to ask for your hongbao at the counter when you leave.

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WTF? Simply walk in, pay, fuck and leave. :mad:

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Hostility only arises when Newbies ask questions which have already been answered a thousand times over.

Take this newbie for example.. he asks... "any place to recommend?"... what the heck... 90% of the contents of this forum are recommendations.. the best girls, the best houses, the best hotels, the best okts etc. You name it.. the forum contains the answer.


He then asks about the "budget"... the forum is full of info regarding the cost of girls, hotels, overnights, freelance fucks and so on.

Newbies only get flamed when they give the impression that they can't be bothered to do a simple forum search. They want someone else to do the work and serve it to them on a plate.

This particular newbie compounds the issue with statements like "I saw some nice filipino but never approach".... Statements like these make my blood boil! What the heck... he was there... the girl was standing in front of him. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS WALK UP AND ASK!!!!. Instead of being a man, he slinks back home to his computer and asks the rest of the forum for info about some whores that were standing before his own eyes not too long ago.

Perhaps he should bring his parents with him the next time he recces Geylang. They can approach the girls on his behalf and conduct the necessary negotiations.

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well, like some of the guys here said, just walk into any cat40 hse, look for any gal that suits u and pay up. the rest is automatic. no need paiseh. if u scare u fumble in the process or during FJ, it is ok. next time go another hse. there is so many hse for u to choose from. and in no time u will be expert already.

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im sorry.. u guys enlighten me.. PLEASE DUN POST ANY REPLIES IN TIS THREAD ANYMORE! IT IS CLOSED!

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walk around geylang beh paiseh walk into the house paiseh, wu yah boh? i am in a good mood so i am willing to teach you something and how much you pay them you consider cheap? geylang not really cheap go desker lah. btw i overheard a bangalah proposed to a chinese kwai by Lor 12 or 14 can't really remember the lor a couple of days ago. he was saying $20 can? and the kwai dun understand english and i kaypoh told her that he is offering her $20, knn the bangalah kenna face black black by the kwai and she walk away. so a bangalah also beh paiseh how come you paiseh?

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LOL funny shit LOL, LOL, LOL !!!

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I Kana A Red Card From This Thread... :d

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Hey ah hup,

Totally understand how you felt and you might be paiseh at the moment of truth... ha. Especially at your age, but all i can say is get a cheong kaki but a bit trouble some lah. If you on with some girl and your friend not interested in any... Then how your friend wait while you f--king inside... Not very nice right. And also you really want to let the world know you go find kwai ah somemore if all your friends are around your age "teenagers" :cool:

My advice if i were you,
Friend go alone pick up your balls, ladies there, dare to stand there with the board "SEX 4 $" you dare not even ask meh. Paiseh think about the ladies who more paiseh...

Hope you get your first try on kwai but hope you not a virgin, not wise lah. :D

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Like that and you kena scared and hide back into your dark room, watching porn online, fantasising abt gals and PCC! Then how to grow up and be a real man? A bit of flamming and you run back to look for mummy. Think the only piece of meat you will be fucking is your hand.

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Yes.... This is exactly how I felt about him. Haiz...

Cheers!
zyxel

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OMG scare embarrassment? :eek: In that case, please put on a mask :D or wear a Santa's beard ... HO HO HO

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hahahaha.. this is a funny thread.. it seems that our sammyboyfor's humor level has gone up.. shall up his rep points for posting such humerous post...

if u have color but no balls (convert to chinese) pls just surf pron site and masterbate urself... and why need balls to call chicken?? they wont bite u one lah.. :D

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the OKTs of the Cat 40 houses are even more fierce .. be mentally prepared if you wish to go there and still wanna behave like here .. :rolleyes:

New bie ... I was once as well, but not as sissy as you :rolleyes:

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brudder,

different cat leh... when u are young, u drink tiger penis rich wine as milk... he dont have mah... thus, he is sissy but u are THE MAN!!! :)

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Wah bro,

since when mudders put tiger penis rich wine into milk? I also want to try...

trip :p

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with ur testorone level so high.. if ur mudder put tiger penis rich wine into milk for u.. i will make sure i pass ur photo to all my female friends/relative/siblings and tell them to make sure if they see u on sight better start running... :)