The dummy's guide to get a fuck buddy?
 

Just wanna know some pointers and experiences on how u guys manage to identify them , where to find them and so on and so forth. The techniques ,and whatever. Please contribue them here as I have yet to find them myself.:confused:

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Smartest question I have ever read on this forum.. looks like school children really needs to go back to school for remedial if not too bored and start asking wise questions like this..

zap alert! fire in the house.. :eek:

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First look at the title thought is some tips giving FR by TS about hooking FB.........

KNN is another dummy wanna spoon feed.........

Wasting my time & wasting bandwidth..............

Let me make a guess................. Another holiday assignment?????????:confused:

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TS... Aren't you the same person that is asking bros here how to hook up to maids.
So got maid, got FB... whats next?? Santa's elves?? Since X-mas is here.

Just google for it lor.. type in how to hook fuck buddy. Maybe after that you will be giving us tips.



:D

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T.S... ur question darn cute la.
It's like asking us.. How do we cum?
Aiyo......

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Simple, bro. You got $100 to spend? The fuck buddy will find you - you don't have to find her. She will teach you all the technigues and you just relax and enjoy yourself. Interested just pm me. :D

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TS, did you even ASK? My teacher last time taught me, if i want something i must ask. Never ask, never know..teacher taught me one.

Now, go to all the girls that you want to be your FB and ask them politely ok?
Dont forget to post an FR here. :)

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TS.. This is what works for me last time.
-Start with msn or IRC..
-Hang around, Clubs and stuff like that.
-Start talkin dirty, if they don't get turned off, then push on.
-What the rest of the bros say is true, if you don't ask or try, you would never know.

Good Luck.. and Have safe Fun.

The dummy's guide to get a fuck buddy?
 

Oh yeah..
TS.. Just a word of caution.
Be careful who you fling/sleep around with.
You never know who knows each other. So best to know/ do advance recce first..
And if you are attached, the last case that you wanna is that ur fling tells your gf/wifey that you fooled around.
Be careful!!.. The dark side beckons..
hahaha!!

P.m me if u wanna know more...
LOL!!

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This site might be of help to TS. :)

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I had two FB last year. One from the chatline. One from my work place. The chatline girl borrowed some money from me and she repay her kindness to me on bed. Still she return the money to me after I fucked her for five times. She borrowed $300, returned exact. The other FB from my work place was the girl I did her backdoor for the first time and from then on,everytime. She is married with a kid by the way. We would find time to fuck whenever we have the time after work. I would fuck her longer than with my official wife,we would fuck for two hours non-stop. That time, she bled as I fuck her and that she also not aware and still she said that it was too shoik to realise. My last fuck with her was eight month ago, when she told me that she was pregnant. We been doing bbb fuck, I started to worry. but she assure me that as long as she don say, husband dono. Good FB rite, knows the rules. To all brothers out there, know your FB first then decide if you wan to follow up or not, don rush into actions too quick. Now I have to wait til she gives birth then will continue our sexcapades...:p

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Ill give the TS some benefit of doubt.

There is no such thing as HOW to identify them. How can u tell if that sweet looking innocent girl is actually a closet 3P lover? Additionally, rank, position,age are also not reliable indicators. A 28yo university professor is just as likely to go in for FB as a 18yo ITE drop out. Also as many bros can confirm, marital status doesnt make any difference as they can attest to having had single, married, divorced and so on FBs.

With that out of the way, lets move on.

The very term FUCK BUDDY has
1.FUCK
2.BUDDY.
1 + 2 = 3. However you need to be friends with the girl first so make sure u have the Minumum System Requirements :D
These are:
1: presentable face and behaviour
2. enough money for yourself and to bring her out (at the very least go dutch most of the time and to pay all some times)
3. A THICK SKIN
4. Contact her using other email, or handphone number because after all you are looking for a FUCK BUDDY not a Girl Friend.

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Alternatively you can also go the super direct way and on first knowing the girl, keep msging her hot stuff like
"i need a dick, and i have huge dick and i want to fuck u"
stuff like that, for inspiration u can look up any of the stories around here.

However bear in mind that the direct approach has high failure rate. Dont blame me if you get sue for sexual harrasment.

Anyway first you need to find a friend. You can do this in any number of ways, friendster, chat line, irc, icq penpal or what ever. Once you have the contact, be it email/msn or phone number, proceed to make friends.

(If u need me to tell you how to make friends with a gal, then i dont know how to help you) :D

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Alright after you are friends with the girl, get to know her better.
If she is attached, not attached, married or what. If attached, you can try to ask her things like:
how big is your husbands equipment.
do u like sex? have you ever think of doiing it with other guy.
stuff like that, you get the idea.

If unattached you can ask:
have u ever think of having sex with a guy.
do u enjoy looking at porns. are u a virgin.

However before you ask such hot questions, please warm up to it slowly. You can do this in any number of ways, maybe share with her a link of a sexy clip/commercial, talk to her about newspaper article, or ask her opinion of a "art" movie or romance movie.

If you suceed in warming her up please proceed to install the program using the wizard :D
meet up some place and go for a meal/dinner/movie. during the movie make some advances like touching her tits, pussy, leg and test water her reaction. if she accepts it then you are good to go and see how far u can get on the date.

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if the gal after going out once with u n then after find excuses to reject u most of the time, then u must know u cannot make it into her FB book liao hor. Dun pester.