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JingQiangBuDao 13-04-2005 04:09 PM

New way to enlong ur brother
 
Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha..... :D

Doomas 13-04-2005 10:08 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Actually I heard of a similiar treatment for impotency. Balls need oxygen to produce sperm rite? Read somewhere that if you cut off your balls and attach them to your nose, your balls will produce better sperm due to the increased oxygen exposure. Imagine, your balls getting oxygen before even your lungs!

Hehehehehe!!!! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao
Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha..... :D


hornie 13-04-2005 10:47 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Oh please, chinese papers are trash. You cannot believe half of the things you read there.

thecas 13-04-2005 11:07 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao
Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha..... :D

The best part is when its at the arm.. then can F a girl in many many positions :D

thaivisitor 14-04-2005 08:54 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomas
Actually I heard of a similiar treatment for impotency. Balls need oxygen to produce sperm rite? Read somewhere that if you cut off your balls and attach them to your nose, your balls will produce better sperm due to the increased oxygen exposure. Imagine, your balls getting oxygen before even your lungs!

Hehehehehe!!!!

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecas
The best part is when its at the arm.. then can F a girl in many many positions

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke


Couldn't think of anything better to reply myself :D

happyranchu 14-04-2005 10:04 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
funny new indeed, better plant the didi on the hand. So while fingering the gal the didi can also poke along...kekekeke :D
and also will get hard on everytime we shake hand with the gal...hahaha

thaivisitor 15-04-2005 12:59 AM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by happyranchu
funny new indeed, better plant the didi on the hand. So while fingering the gal the didi can also poke along...kekekeke :D
and also will get hard on everytime we shake hand with the gal...hahaha

Shaking hand with the girl is like her giving you a handjob, wait cannot tahan will cum leh, kekekeke

itsabt6x 15-04-2005 02:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao
.....in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place...... :D

hmmm.....gives new meaning to finger f**k or fisting.... :eek:

oxilary 15-04-2005 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by itsabt6x
hmmm.....gives new meaning to finger f**k or fisting.... :eek:

hahah definitely :D

guppiesguppies 15-04-2005 03:02 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
sibei funnie... KNN... ENLONG... maybe my england bwang... but damn it first time hear this word... and maybe you want to stick it on your big head to let it grow some brains too... ha... stick on arm somemore... the nose one is a good one bro doomas!!!

bongster 15-04-2005 03:20 PM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Aiya bros.. most impt is to exercise regularly and you will feel effect when bonking. Dun believe u go cheong, u ask WL those 70 year old men who can stand work as wat.. they sure say labourer.. those work office one by 70 no good liao

rabitsu 16-04-2005 10:58 AM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao
Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha..... :D

Just wonder why you have the impression that longer the better?.
Probably you haven't reach the level to understand that it is the
skill that matters. Like the chinese saying, swordsman train to a level
of not needing to carry a sword.....ha .....ha......ha

terror 17-04-2005 01:45 AM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
wah, cut away sure very pain...

Ken yeang 17-04-2005 03:09 AM

Re: New way to enlong ur brother
 
I agree with Rabitsu with his view abt how to use "it" is more important.

On the other hand, it will be a bonus if a guy has "it" big and can use it well for him. That will be an ideal situation right? I bet gerls will be happy just seeing it, well before trying it inside her...... :D

rabitsu 17-04-2005 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by terror
wah, cut away sure very pain...


Terror, you are funny........also probably I quoted the wrong saying.....
How can we be without our swords...


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