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I am a rat running my own rat race, and seldom have time to socialize, and even less time to fraternize.

I've not watched a single movie with a girl in 10 years. The last place of interest I remember visiting is the Botanical Gardens. The last date I had with a girl, we went to eat roast chicken and talk about Star Trek.

That is how shallow my social life (and love life) has become. It's sad. I'M VERY SAD.

I am looking for a female tour guide to show me around Singapore. The casinos. The clubbing scene. The night life. Those little facets of Singapore that represent my lost youth.

Age is not an issue. Looks is also not an issue. I would prefer someone who can converse well in English (I'm Singaporean Chinese aged BELOW 40, I speak exclusively English at home, at work, and with all my friends). I definitely WANT someone cheerful, outgoing, easy-going, and spontaneous. I also want a Singaporean gal (Pink IC).

Anyone girl out there interested, please private message me, and we'll take it from there. Rates and terms are all negotiable.

Legal Disclaimer: I am not looking for sex, and this post is not a solicitation or offer of commercial sex or paid sexual intimacy. Girls who are interested only in sexual transactions should not reply to my post. OKTs/Agents should also not reply. I prefer to deal directly with my tour guide, without any middle man, thank you!