[lickNpoke]

Heard of such fiasco with the watermelon before... in the early 90s

One bimbo FB of mine ever told of a working associate of hers have been expressing to her that he wants to fuck her but she did not want to because he is not her type.

One late night when she knocked off and left office, he was carrying a watermelon and followed her to take the same bus back with from Shenton way.

Inside the late night bus was rather deserted so she sat the last row at the right corner facing behind the bus driver feeling a bit of panicky.

Then our friend purposely sat the last row at the left corner on her extreme left side.

At first she was relieved... but then our hero was seen somehow carving a hole in his watermelon as it leaked out watermelon juice.... and then proceed to unzip his pants, peeled off the front of his underwear, unleashed his stiffened meat roll out and guided the hole of the of watermelon directly into his cock and started pumping the lifeless watermelon up and down in a frenzy while looking at her from his side

Poor girl panic big time and alighted at the next stop before the fucking watermelon exploded....

Her name is Chris but he is definitely not Allan... probably Allan's father.