Hi Bros
Before I went to Penang I search through the Penang threads and it's tough to get info. Plenty of info but it's tough to get usable info to a foreigner that's only spending the weekend there who doesnt know the lay of land and who's with friends so cannot call okts/fls/escorts. So here's my little contribution and hope bros travelling to Penang will find this a little useful.
Just went to Penang over the weekend, quite a nice place, people are friendly, so thanks to the local Penang bros and sis for the hospitality! The MR/FRs below are several places that I have visited, it's more for newbies and foreigners like myself, think the locals will laugh at my FR haha.
Ok here's the situation, I went with friends and most of them are women with families and little kids. so that really limits the cheonging time and opportunity. Went to the Batu Ferringhi beach area and stayed there, so most of my FRs will be based on this area.
1) GOOD: First massage place I went to is this place called (shit I cant remember... ahhh...) It's called V touch(thanks to google maps).
https://www.google.com.sg/maps/@5.46...8i6656!6m1!1e1
It's opposite bayview and near hardrock hotel. The owner there is a local penang chinese bro, nice guy, gave us a small discount. RM 50 for 1 hour massage. Clean massage, I would say massage got some standard and one of the better hard massages I got in Penang. Done by indon gals, quite young, my guess is late 20s, looks and bod so-so lah. anyway no hanky panky offered.
2) Very Bad: The next place I went, was walking around the night market area, was giving a brochure and was sold that for RM50 I get aroma oil massage for 1 hour. The chinese lady sounded sincere so supported her. Worst mistake!! Went there, the place was so crowded! Didnt have gals available there so try to hard sell me to take foot massage which I rejected then all of a sudden got space, but they got this skinny gal to just literally just rub oil on me. and the so called aroma oil used is a white colour cream. kenna con! I dont remember ever getting aroma oil on me! After a while the gal know she herself cannot make it(I didnt even complain loh she ask me I want harder I say yah harder), she very paiseh go out herself, got a malay lady(mid aged one wearing the headscarf) to come. This one is strong.... BUT PRESS THE WRONG PLACES!!!! WALAU!!!! Ended up my arm blue black, she press the part below my armpits, bloody painful, I told her painful she say I drive her from singapore so armpit very tense, errr... I took a plane and I have not driven a car in a while!! when I finally went back shower I noticed so many bruises on my body. bros, I have been very into massages for years, I go PRC TCM, I get stepped on by large indon ladies in Jakarta, twisted like a pretzel by thai ladies, I know a good hard massage from a bad hard injury inflicting massage. I have screamed in pain because it is damn shiok but this time I am screaming in pain cause it's so painful and not shoik. This is worst than Piano massage!! Name of Joint Desire Massage. Clean joint, no extras offered.
https://www.google.com.sg/maps/@5.47...8i6656!6m1!1e1
3) FINALLY HJ!
Ok the next one I had was ok in the massage dept, was soft and sensual. More the relaxing ones. It is a clean joint but I hit it off with the lady there, she doesnt want me to advertise for her and she even told me that she rejected most people, only people that somehow can click with her she may consider. Guess its my lucky day!! And guess I looked like a staving desperate man so she took pity on me.
She's a local Malay mixed blooded. think got roots from 3 diff countries, in my opinion she's pretty. If I am to give a rating I would say 7 and bros, if you read my sgp FRs, 7 consider very high. Her boobs... gawd... It's either a large C or maybe even a D!! Big and Heavy. Man she's hot! Age 25 according to her. Due to her wanting this to be private and she's local so better not advertise for her. Interested bros(credible cheongster bros, I will screen through) pls PM me for location and name of gal, please dont blame me if you dont get service, like I mentioned, she claimed that she somehow finds me ok. I didnt get anything on my first visit, 2nd visit then I got. (yes bros, I go 2 massages a day so my frs are genuine). Entrance: RM 60 an hr, HJ RM 100. Dont know if this is the correct price or carrot price but ok lah, I liked her.
Place number 4: Very good! Very sensual but clean. Not at Batu Ferringhi. My female friends wanted to go shopping so I followed. Went to Paragon there and then to Gurney plaza, just next to G hotel and paragon. By then tired already, the women continued shopping I went to walk around and saw 2 massage places on the 4th floor. Saw this very pretty local penang chinese lady with nice boobs fair milky white boobs sitting at the counter, too bad she didnt massage me but got her gal to do it, think she's the boss. Massage was very soft, not the hard type, the gal was very pleasant and a bit naughty, looks I would say 6.5 quite tall, nice bone structure and good attitude. To cut a very long story short, we hit it off and at the mid part after I flipped over, I asked for extras. She just blushed and smiled and shook her head. I was teasing how cute she looked. Lets just say that I didnt get a HJ... But what I got... well... Bros... Imagine this, she was standing behind me massaging my head... then my chest... then her boobies were dangling above my face, I can smell her literally... and then she lowered herself... her boobs were on my face, basically she was fully clothed, but I got a tit fark! Not on my dick but on my face!! I dont have a long nose but perhaps she thinks my nose looks like a dick? hahah. Man that was farking hot!! Got me all pent up, came back SGP went Geylang, paid SGD150 and lasted 3 mins hahaha... damnit!!
Well that's the end of my experiences at Penang bros, hope you enjoyed reading it as much I enjoyed writing it. The above is my true experience and honest opinion, if you are related to the Desire joint who I gave a bad FR, instead of being offended, change your business model.
Cheers and all the best bros.