It has been a long time since I really wrote something on this forum. Due to multiple requests for me to write more about the KTV scene, I have decided to do a number on the Unwritten Rules when partying in the KTV. Please allow me to take this time to thank all my readers, the
KTV Bible written 2 years ago had more than 100,000 viewer counts. If you have never read the
KTV Bible before, you may find it
HERE.
I was most humbled and grateful to receive a private message from an elderly bro in December 2016. He wanted me to show him the ways when partying in a KTV and he even offered to pay for my session. I respect his mentality in regards to life, he said that
"we only live once" and no matter how old he is, it is never too late to go after what you want in life. *Thumbs Up*!
We should all never forget what is the main reason why we party in the KTV and not at Clubs, Live Music Bars, Massage Parlours or even at a One Dragon Service Outlet. These are the things the KTV can offer that the rest of the places cannot:
a. You are able to choose your girl like choosing food from a menu and then build rapport before you decide to take up the 'main course'
b. You are able to consume alcohol with your chosen girl like as if you are on a date with her. In addition, a girl being pumped up with alcohol could surprise you in bed. If steered correctly, I tend to think that alcohol can help your girl to increase the GFE too.
c. You get your own concert with people really clapping for you when you finish.
d. You get to build relationships with the bros you are partying with.
e. You get to play drinking games in an environment that you can customise
(example: If you want to play Liar's Dice in a club, it would usually be too fucking noisy. In a KTV, you can adjust the volume and even choose the songs you want to listen too while enjoying the game.)
f. You get a good level of privacy - some bros may already have a family or some bros might be in certain sensitive professions that cannot be seen in the public being sleazy. The KTV gives you a reasonable cover, even if you are caught, it does not mean that you have committed adultery, you are merely entertaining your bros with a girl sitting beside you. However, if you are caught in a One Dragon Service Outlet then you're fucked.
If you would like to guarantee your longevity in the KTV scene,
there are some rules that we should all stick to;
rules that are often unwritten but hold the utmost importance.
- Notary
1.0 Inviting Non-working Girls Into the Session
I had a friend who always like to bring his female insurance agent into our sessions. This move is particularly dangerous. The world is very small, your insurance agent could be another bros girlfriend's friend. You bring a female friend into the room, she sees the dirty happenings and then reports this back to your girlfriend and all hell breaks loose.
I have another friend who likes to bring his wife to party with us. It feels really weird. I mean, how can I freely squeeze boobs and french the working girl in front of my friend's wife? I dine with their family and I visit them during Chinese New Year and I'm suppose to feel totally okay and being 100% open with my friend's wife there?
It is crazy how some people think ...
2.0 The Grand Master Persona
It is extremely irritating when you have a bro always telling you what to do and what not to do when you are partying with him.
"You should put your hands in her pants, you pay so much for fuck? You need to make sure you get your money's worth."
"Why choose this girl?! See also know she is a dead fish in bed. Your choice damn cannot make it lah!"
" ((During
Liar's Dice)) Why you open her? According to the statistical probability, if you open her you surely lose!"
"Wah lao why you spoil market? People give 100 you give 130?"
"Let me teach you how to KC a girl, how can you just sit there and hold her hand like that?" The Grand Master starts force frenching his girl and expects you to do the same.
Guess what? I am paying for my hostess and I am paying for the room. I can do whatever that rocks my boat without making other bros feel uncomfortable. Unless if you are paying for me, shut the fuck up. And even if you are paying for me, I would choose to forego the session - don't have time to entertain irritating people. Life is too short.
3.0 Always Prepare Enough Money
Gentlemen, this is basic manners, please bring sufficient cash into the party. Asking for a short term loan within the premies of the KTV room is not cool and it messes up the other bro's cash flow too. ATM machines are every where, there is no excuse for one to not bring enough cash, unless if he really does not have the money. In this case, don't party at all.
4.0 Be on Time
Respect your bros. Respect time. It is that simple.
If you say you are coming at 7:00 PM then make sure you arrive at 6:50 PM.
If you are unable to make it at 7:00 PM due to a '
last minute' cock up, please always inform the organiser of your lateness and then state what is your new estimated time of arrival.
If you are partying with only 1 bro, you do not want him to wait like an idiot in the KTV room. Some people are uncomfortable being in this situation. He could have used this time to answer some emails or even grab a quick bite. I don't like it when a bro is late and I have to end up being in the room alone
(sometimes for hours) drinking by myself. If I am okay with this, why would I be calling you to party with me in the first place?
5.0 Girl Snatcher
Do not think that it is okay to casually cross the line with a bro's girl just because she is a whore. The key is to always ask
permission first. We chiongsters are not out there to look for a wife, but there are lines that cannot be crossed. Recently, my friend and I tried each other's regular hostesses. It was good, but we both made sure that everyone was okay first before proceeding into more dangerous and exciting territories. I have seen with my own eyes on how customers were overly close and touchy with another bro's girl and a fight almost broke out. There are a lot of girls for you to choose from, just make sure you choose wisely. Yes, the grass always seems greener on the other side, if you really want to pluck that grass, sure, but please ask first.
6.0 Drink but don't Get Drunk
I love the buzz alcohol gives, the more I drink the more I sound like Jacky Cheung and the more I drink the more confidence I garner. However, some bros cannot control their alcohol intake and then shit happens. Getting drunk in the room is an irresponsible move - it is like drink driving, your mistakes can cause major inconvenience to someone else's life.
Think about what happens if you puke uncontrollably, it is disgusting and the party needs to be on hold for a short while so that the pissed off waiter can come and clean your mess. Some other bros start to become extremely chatty after drinking and it gets irritating. Some bros just knock out after having a little too much to drink and we cannot just leave him there. But for us to take him back home it is going to cost us time and money. Who is going to pay for this? Who has the ability to return the lost time? What if I go back home late and quarrelled with my wife because I had to help that drunk bro? Can that drunk bro make restitutions to my life?
7.0 The Superstar
Some people hold onto the microphone like the mic is made of gold. They keep on singing and singing and singing and on top of that they sing like shit. Please don't get me wrong, bros who do not have a voice of an angel can still go ahead and sing but they should evaluate and see if they are performing in their own Indoor Stadium concert or not. Give others a chance to sing! I hate those who keep on pushing their songs to the top of the list. I once went to a KTV session, 5 guys, 4 hours and only got to sing 1 song.
8.0 Hygiene
For goodness sake, if you want to fart, kindly leave the room to do so. If you know that you had a long day and you stink, please do society a favour and carry a small bottle of deodorant on you. If you just had dinner, blast your mouth with mints before your session starts. The only thing I would like to smell that day is the beautiful essence of a pussy and not some oily sweaty shitting smell coming from a fellow bro who is sitting beside me. This just screws up the whole session. I'm sure the girl wouldn't appreciate unpleasant smell invigorating her during her time there, it fucks up the mood.
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