Re: Great Bonks
Here's a FR for FONDA from ' SEX SENSES ' Stable. Deed was done on a Wednesday night so without further ado lets begin.
LOCATION : 7/10. Shall not elaborate much here.
OKT RESPONSE : 7.5/10. Was quick and responsive. I didn't have much issues with the booking.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS : 5/10. Sigh, where shall i begin. Door opened and i was greeted by FONDA, who totally doesn't look like the photos provided by the OKT.
Face totally looks different and her figure looks likes a baby elephant. Real life has short hair but she said her photos she used ' extensions '. Has a darker then average thai tan which kinda ruins the mood for me. She was nice la.. but my mood was killed when the door opened.
BODY : 5/10. Elephant body, cellulite spotted and horrendous tattoos all over that has no artistic meaning to it whatsoever. I'm not too crazy with the tatts la but it looks kinda bad lol.
FACE : 4.5/10. No, just no. Imagine Mark Henry from WWE but a thai, female edition.
CATBATH : 5/10. Tries to be kinky with it but imagine having a 180pound baby elephant sucking your chest off.. no thanks.
BJ : 7/10. Suction was there, felt good actually. Rotates giving a slow sensual blow to aggressive blow.
FJ : 4/10. Just laughable. Not exactly the tightest pussy i ever had, nearly had my legs broken and my chest crushed by her. While she was on top for 2 mins she said her legs are pain, no surprise there, with that weight on her i'm surprised her knees can even last 5 mins with all that weight. Gave up after 5 mins, just asked her for a massage.
MASSAGE : 8/10. At least she got that right.
All in all, $150 wasted. Photos look different, previous FR on her is totally off the mark. Baby elephant with an annoying cutesy voice that drove me crazy ( not in a horny way but in a irritated way ). Used my phone for abit because i got some work commitments and she thought i'm some kind of undercover police ( fucking hell ). Upsides are is that her communication is good, and she gives a decent massage.
RTF VALUE : RESOUNDING FUCKING NO.
TOTAL GRADE : D-
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