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Old 10-01-2019, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Thenotoman View Post
Honestly I feel like I'm capable but through experience or maybe bad experience with girls, I'm starting to believe that I'm a loser
Don't worry bro, your time will come

I suggest you go work these few areas to increase your chances of getting hitched, in your case, with a nymphomaniac.

1st. Have confidence in yourself.
People get hitched all the time, sometimes with pretty partners. So why can't you?

2nd. Go work out or something. No gym at least do some push ups and stuffs. Aiya you know the drill. Outer appearance is important. A good, healthy and fit outlook will win you some turning heads, guaranteed! And will also subconsciously improve your self confidence.

3rd. Be hygienic. Stay fresh always. No girls would want to be near someone who looks like he hasn't been taking a shower since who knows when. Shaved or well kept is your choice, as long you look good. Clean clothes at least, branded or not is not so essential.

4th. Be relatively knowledgeable, so that you can keep up on casual topics. Hmm OK thats not too important but at least don't just talk about sex sex sex... The key is don't make the date boring. Zodiac signs reading is a pretty good topic to know more about her.

5th. Be attentive. Scrolling endlessly on your phone during first date is a big no no. Be attentive when she talks and be a good listener, that's a plus.

6th. Be humorous. No girls would want to date a poker face on first date. Keep those sex related jokes for other events.

7th. Be open, OK reasonably. Meaning ie. If your date ask you about your life. Don't give her that 'you guess?' answer. Of course also no need to tell everything in details from 3 years old till now la. By the way, if they cared ask, it only means you might get lucky.

8th. They First, Then You.
Should you really get lucky. Don't go straight into humping to get your release. If you're as bloody horny as you claimed. Just keep your Willy hard and strong, always, is good enough. OK this takes some times to gain experience but the idea is to please in order to be pleased. Take this as your job interview, present yourself well and hope you get the job. (what job? Of course bf, fb etc) Fuck it up, you repeat the same process again. Mutual respect goes a long way.

9th. Lastly, be responsible.
Don't resort to violence to get your way.
Don't shoot and run, make sure you got some birth control stuffs ie. Condoms, pills whatever.

Good luck!