Originally Posted by GeylangWanderer
Recently i heard a good joke, thought i will share it with everyone
Person A: bro let me tell u the secret to getting good sessions with internet mls
Person B: what is it bro, pls share with me
Person A: First you have to pay her money, then you have to por cb for her until she wet, then u lick her cb until she shoik, thats how u get good service
Person B: wow bro, i was just thinking the same, great minds think alike
Person A: Exactly, we are so smart right? I always like to give them money, give them service and treat them like queen, because im a giver.
Person B: thanks bro u are so smart indeed, next time i will pay money, treat them well and service their pussy for them..... hopefully i can also get good service from Internet ml
Person A: hahaha, now u know how power i am, i have been getting good service from internet ml all the time
Person C: actually u guys don't need to act like dog so jialat just to get good attitude from a working lady, i have been getting both good service and good attitude from spa and geylang. I only paid $150 to $200 for a nice massage, bbbj and sex.....
Person A: dun bluff la! Spa all very dirty 1,i lick all their cb before so i know. I even know all the spas in singapore have dirty bed because when i lick the bed i tasted some dried up sperm. Why did i lick the bed? Because im a giver!
Person C: learn the difference between good attitude and good service, just because she give u GFE and smile at you does not mean you are getting good service.... good service is when they.....
Person A: nonsense la! u all go and find xxxx. Follow my advice and give her money, talk to her nicely, compliment her, treat her good good, service her pussy shoik shoik, and then u can also get good service from her like me ! Maybe even can top up for sex, wow!
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