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Day 13
Escort that shall not be named : She had the largest discrepancy between her photos and real life I have ever experienced in my hobbying career. To say her photos were 'photoshopped' are an understatement. Indeed it was her, but Jesus Christ. She was kinda gross too. Her stomach kept grumbling for some reason and when she laughed it was kinda maniacal. I was kinda grossed out. It took everything I had just to fuck her, at least her tits were nice and big, but that was it. When it hit me that the reason she kept adjusting her 'hair', was cause it was a wig, I think that's when I finally gave up and kindly asked her to leave. We did have a pretty decent conversation though, about her real job, etc. But for what I paid, so not worth it. I know it's pointless for me to write all this, when you don't know who to avoid cause I'm not naming the agency or the girl but we all know how escort agencies in Bangkok work, and they know my real name. If I bring this place up, and the girl, and if the owner reads this, or hears about it, odds are the owner/mamasan could retaliate. Hell, the escort, if you could even call her that, not too smartly called out my name, my real name, in the hotel lobby. Look, I get it. We're nobody's. In the end, no one gives 2 shits. But anonymity is part of the game. There's a sense of security at least. It's not just because of Min that Iv'e given up on Thermae, Rita will always be reason enough to try that place again, but just youtube 'Thermae Bangkok', and see for yourself how many of you guys have been caught on camera, living on youtube forever, for the world to see, because some dudes are just asshole enough to keep shooting secret videos of the places we go to be ourselves, to let loose for a change, and to not be judged. I don't know who keeps doing this, but for the love of God, stop. Just stop. Stop shooting these videos. It doesn't help anyone. There's a reason why we partake in a hobby so taboo.
Anyway, the 'escort' wasn't all that attractive either. This is the only time I was glad she had her mask on in the lobby, cause if anyone did see, and that I had her delivered to my room to fuck, I'm sure most dudes would be like, what? Really? Many a times I've seen our fellow hobbyists with some of the most unattractive girls ever, especially here in Thailand, and I wonder what's going on, I feel sorry for them, maybe they need corrective glasses or something but today that was actually me. Never again dudes. Never again with escorts, and sure as shit never this agency ever either. Trust me when I say this, don't fuck with the locals, as much as I want to say the girls 'name' and the agency, best I don't. Because they know who I am, perhaps another good reason never to use escort agencies again. She was loud, uncouth, though the BBBJ was ok, even with the wonder pill there was no way I could keep myself attracted enough to her to fuck her. Just no way. This reminded me of that time in Auckland I was being massaged by a Maori girl, and though she had a slammin' body, her face just turned me off. She did her level best to try to make me cum, but it just wouldn't happen. Because it was an escort agency in Bangkok, this qualifies as the priciest, even for just a few hours, so sad to say, of the entire trip, this was the most expensive session, but easily one of, if not the worst. So the correlation between price and service/experience, was made even clearer to me today. Pricier definitely does not mean better. In the end, here in Bangkok anyway, cheaper is indeed better. Of course it depends on a lot of luck too, of which I have very little.

Can Can : To get the bad taste out of my mouth, I went to see Aer for the 3rd time. My God, for what I paid earlier, I coulda seen Aer 2 more times after this. Don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but she has a huge C-section scar, she's one of the few that doesn't talk about her kid or kids. But she's still so very friendly and smiley, and just a joy to be around. Her smile is infectious. Her lisp so adorable. Sex was very good, multiple positions, she rode me cowgirl so hard, I finally came through a combo of HJ and BJ, and knowing she would let me cum in mouth, I blasted but the timing was a bit off and I got her mostly on the lips and a little bit in her hair. Sexy, very sexy. She told me about her friend that wants to work there too, and it got me thinking, yup, there is no shortage of young hot girls that wanna work these oilies cause of the money. Man, some of the talent is real nice, but yes, I would say most are just ok looking.

Spanky's : Was this at Nana? I don't even remember anymore. Sat with Tong, cute enough, friendly. Bought her a drink and left, very little hassle from mamasan, so highly recommend this place. Considering the events of today, beyond this point I took a few days off, just kinda floated around in the hotel pool, hung out at the gogo bars, had a metric ton of Chang beer.

Thing of it is fellas with no shortage of street walkers, oilies, soapies, gogo bars, etc. I just don't see a reason for escorts. If I ever get to come back to Thailand, I'm gonna skip the escorts unless I really see one that's worth it, plenty of reviews, etc.