[john99]

final assault tonite at last light before we retreat to new RZ (code name: CA) tomorrow at noon ...
pls have medical team standby for our arrival ..we suffer heavy casualties ...

Captain Adidas,

"Impossible is nothing" . Plse camouflage yr weapons when you encounter the enemey. Once the enemy is subdued , show no mercy and apply the deep penetration technique with her legs over yr shoulders.
These are relatively low value targets so dun use up yr bullets.

Retreat to RZ(code name CA) at 1400hrs tmr to prepare final assault at DFML. Major Dunolah had secured a fast track multifucking vehicle to take us into enemy territory after D Landing at HKIA.

We have an assortment of blue, orange and red pills that would restore yr weapons to good working order. There are also nurses nearby LQD giving massages and blowing limp weapons back into life.

There will be aerial support to ensure the enemy is confined to a perimeter where we can execute our final assault. Of the 10 commandoes taking part in the sexcercise, there will a few with big bazookas to ram down into enemy territory.


Latest from Mayor of CA, there are many beautiful spies operating in CA. Objective to capture all tall,leggy and voluptous ones for commadoes to interrogate

P.S During mass interrogation at 2230hrs plse point yr weapon directly at the captured prisoner. In the midst of excitement weapons had been known to discharge at a fellow commando....

“Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.” Abraham Lincoln
over and out
Col John99