[richie_rich]

Not sure whether it is good news or bad news....but here goes the latest gossip.....

JAMES TO UNITED?

There's a cracking slice of bulls**t in The Daily Express, who report that Alex Ferguson is so unconvinced by the form of Ben Foster that he is going to make a move for a keeper nudging 40.

The paper claims Manchester United could make a bid for David James, who would cost around £1million in January.

Portsmouth are apparently 'braced for a battle to hang on to James', but wouldn't have much chance of keeping him if United started sniffing around.

To be honest, the Express don't sound at all convinced about their story, using James's eligibility for the Champions League as the key justification. By that rationale, The Gossip column could be a target for United, if it wasn't for our total lack of footballing ability. Not that we're comparing ourselves to David James, but you get the point.