[MrDarkSide]

Originally Posted by snipeshot08

STORIES please...............

MrDarkSide invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, MrDarkSide's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful MrDarkSide's roommate, Missy B, was.

MrDarkSide's mum had long been suspicious of a relationship between MrDarkSide and Missy B, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between MrDarkSide and Missy B than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, MrDarkSide volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Missy B and I are just roommates."


About a week later, Missy B came to MrDarkSide saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

MrDarkSide said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mum:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
MrDarkSide



Several days later, MrDarkSide received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Missy B,

I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Missy B.

But the fact remains that if Missy B was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mum




Lesson To Be Learnt: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.