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First newbie here reporting from Bangkok. Been here for 2 days and tried 2 massage parlours, a kapok near emporium, and bar fined a girl from bacarra agogo. Would like to give a lowdown on all my experiences for all other newbies and seniors.

Poisedon
My first exp with an mp. Look around the fish bowl and nothing attracts me at first sight. Finally settled for a syt dressed in sexy pink number. I was not disappointed. First impression of the room is, what a big ass bathtub, something you will never get in sg. Service time is 2hrs, so the lady really takes her time to clean you up. The sex was good as well, just that its 1 shot only, and it feels like her aim was to make me shoot as fast as possible. I was still satisfied though, and the damage was 2000baht plus some tips.

Natree
There are actually 2 natrees, one for massage and the other for boom boom. Of course I went to the latter. And wow, really lots of girls to choose. You will be sure to find someone that suits your taste. The girls are seated on sofas, not behind glass panels like fishbowls, and you walk around the room to take a look at them. It almost feels as if you Are on catwalk for the girls. Another plus is the papasans there speak English and mandarin, and the most approachable out of the 3 mps I visited. Picked a lady who was the most proactive in waving to visitors and I thought she would be very naughty in bed. I was not disappointed again. The room is a little old but acceptable if you are not fussy. Damage was 2600baht plus tips.

Emanualle
This is the most posh mp out of the 3. Been here for the past 2 days but
didn't pick any girl. Not that there is anything wrong with the lineup. On my first day, I just wanted to take a look at poisedon first cos there was nothing that attracted me at first sight, and I didn't see my dream girl. You know, those that you see on thaimassagemodel website. On the 2nd day, I thought I saw my girl but then I hesitated becos she looked little different from her studio pics. End up somebody picked her to have a drink at the sofa. Only then when I saw her tag did I confirm that it is her. Lesson learnt, dont hesitate. Nvm, I'll be back for her tml.

One kapok outlet near emporium, forgot name Liao
Picked a sty and gel massage for 1 hr, was not disappointed. Girl was really young, should be still in school and most working part time. Did not know how to tell reception that I wanted body2body, and didn't see anything close to it on the menu. But the dmg for this is only 1150, as compared to other much more expensive options, so I pretty much expected what I was given, which was a massage fully clothed ending with a hj.

Bacarra
First exp of agogo. No cover charges, just walk in, grab a seat and drink, and watch the ladies. I was waiting for one lady to come and say hello to me, cos I thought a lady would only Approach you if she has some liking for you. True indeed there was a lady who came onto me. She was all over me in quick time and wanted me to buy her a drink. Bought her one, and 5 mins later popped the short time question. Barfine was 600b, and she told me st was 2000b. But then guess what, after she came back with me to my hotel, she upped her price to 3000b. I was reluctant at first but lan lan give in to her. Then she wanted payment upfront, another mistake. I misfired because of too much shooting in the day. She did not put in much effort either, i was doing the work most of the time. Attitude changed after money was in her wallet, I guess she wanted to go back and hook another carrot like me. I shouldn't have taken the 1st girl that pounced on me. The girls in the bar far outnumber the guys. I should have taken my time. Damage in the end was 3000 plus drinks.

To all seniors, sorry for boring you with such details, and flame me all you want for being a carrot cake. But it's ok la, treat it as school fees lor. To all newbies, I realized that the best way to learn is to go and experience it yourself. Do your research well and take on the adventure!