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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

There was this old lady... from the kampong... never been to the village before..

One day, for some reasons, decide to go to the city to take a look, after a long journey, finally reached there.. found a shopping center and walked in.. immediately the jewellery shop caught her attention.. and she walked in and started marveling at a $1,500 gold-ring in the glass shelves.. and then suddenly she farted! it was a not a very loud one but the smell was phewww.... she quietly fan it away hoping none of the shop assistance noticed it..

Next, she was ogling at a diamond ring, never before has she seen such a beautiful piece in her entire life.. and she noticed no price tag.. so she gather enough courage and asked the nearest shop assistance.

The shop assistance looked at her, her dressings.. her hair style.. and promptly replied her.."Madam, by looking at the $1,500 gold ring, u already farted... if I tell u the price of this diamond ring, i am afraid shit will shoot out right away!"

Hahaha, thats a good one, can't stop laughing...........