[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by firestork

Brilliant. Almost got the key. You must be good TV speaker (or was told story already =)). There are 2 available versions of message.
"Dirty" version: Anh ơi, em đang ở truồng. Đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi. À, tiện thể mua bao mới nhé, ở nhà toàn bao cũ thôi, rách cả rồi. Mà thôi không cần mua bao đâu, em vừa mất kinh rồi, không nhịn được nữa anh ơi, đến ngay đi, muốn lắm rồi.
Translation : Honey, I'm naked now. Go here immediately, I want you so much. Remember to buy new condom on your way. At home, all condoms torn already. Maybe don't need to buy condom, my menses finishes already. Cannot stand it anymore. Come here immediately, want to do it so much."

I think ur examples clearly illustrates what I have been trying to tell u. It is in fact much much better for us Foreigners NOT to learn the proper TV and if we accidentally learnt the proper TV, we will not be able to have anymore fun with VBs.

As foreigners, with our IMPERFECT TV, it is PERFECT for our purpose. We are therefore allowed to make all those stupid mistakes and make things more interesting... instead of learning the proper TV and end up saying all those boring things such as POEMS which the VBs may not even understand! isn;t it just like throwing pearls to the cows???

Many of us brudders here whom frequent HCMC would ask the girl "em co thich an cu kg?" and then we watch how they responds... and then we later clarify that we meant "em co thich an cua (crab) kg?"

By the way, really no point for you to quote those TONAL examples of TV here, we all here speaks CHINESE and it is also a TONAL language and we have thousands of such examples which we will only quote if this is a Chinese Langugage and Cultural Exchange FORUM. But then and again, as I said and said it... this is a SEX forum!