[McSqueezy]

the next day

me: oi y so quiet?

friend: u lah play hard 2 get

me: aiyah i treat u like sister mah

friend: men always tell that to ugly girls nia

i decided not to reply

2 hours later

friend: wei..r u there?

me: yo..here lah sis. simi taichi?

friend: u wanna watch show together?

me: depends. i like shows like Star Whores, Womb Raider or Jurrasic F*ck

friend: huh? got such show meh...

friend: orr. that type of show ah...now i geddit. watch this type of show not allowed leh here

me: so? watch cannot..can do lah!

friend: u can or not..ask u meet me also scaredy cat liao

again i decide not to reply...another chapter awaits