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troysteel:

There was a guy walking along the San Frisco beach, when he saw a bottle. As usual he rubbed it, and out came a Genie

Well, the Genie told him that he could get 3 wishes - as usual ..

The guy said "I want a million $ in my banks"

The genie said, "DONE" and instantly produced a bank statement to show him so

Then the guy said "A nice property along Key West Florida"

"Done" says the Genie and goes on to give him a copy of his deed.

Then the guy thinks for a while and says "I want to got Hawai, but am terrified of the sea and flying .. Could you build a highway from California to Hawai .. "

The Genie goes "are you mad ? do you know how many thousand kilometer it is ? and how many obstacles to cross ? Ask anything else .. "

The guy says "oh, in that case, can I know what is in a woman's mind ?"

The genie goes silent for a moment, and then says "Well, the highway, you want 2 lane or 4 lane ?"

Sorry for saying so, but if you can't figure that shit out, I could suspect that you are on a self destructive path ..

Have fun ..