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Re: Tips on picking up gals online thru Chat Apps...

Your Profile

The first thing you do is of course set up your profile.

Put a good pic of yourself there(The pic tends to be a verification that you're not lying about your appearance, and gives them a face to put to your name that you aren't captain cook or some other ugly hideous thing) (This only applies if you are single, married bros, it's against my value set to cheat, so you'll need advice elsewhere). You can actually put several here. Put some of your face, some of your body(no nudes please guys), some that show what you like to do, eg. Playing with your guitar, hanging out at a cafe and drinking coffee. You can even funny pics or memorable quotes here that tell them about yourself. Be honest about your age, and height, weight and size. They are going to meet you eventually, so if you lied about this, it will be obvious.

Next up, the about yourself section. Gonna have to keep this short since we are on a mobile app, and most people won't read a paragraph of text like what I wrote earlier. Put in something that defines you here. No “I have a horses' dick... I can last 3 hours in bed... wanna fuck” or such rubbish. Something maybe like 'music.taichi.movies.' or 'I'm here to get in your pants... I mean be your friend ahh! Dun hit me >.<” ', something that shows you're harmless and that they can come closer to you. Or meaningful life quotes. Things that grab their attention and leave a general good impression.

Use the status panel too. Put something there about what's on your mind besides the sex. Like 'Can't wait for Iron Man 3 to come out!'. A topic that can help them open a conversation with you if you share a common interest.