Worst bang ever

gimmeporn · #1 12-01-2009, 03:01 PM

hi bros, i would like to relate my worst bang ever, this is just to share how lousy some FLs can be without a way to verify them except to experience it in real life. I am not trying to shame the TS for giving me this contact but just want to share and laugh about it.

After not cheonging for a while, i returned to the world of FLs and happened to look around and joining some forums, one particular one caught my eye from xxxx for a Tarma at 120/2/2 which sounds like a good deal. Got a PM from the TS and proceeded to call them and arranged for a session at Kovan 81

It was night and finally they arrived after being late for 30 mins, to my horror instead of shapely MILFs, one midget weighing 50 kg and one giant weighing estimated 80 kg stood in front of the doorway.

A wicked idea came to mind, why the hell not? Since i am game for anything, so i proceeded to shower and began the banging. First one was the midget (actually she's abt 1.5m tal lah) and did the 'cowgirl' position since i could not bring myself to initiate in such dire circumstances.

After cumming, i decided to take a break, smoking and chatting away with the ladies. I decided to hear their stories, it seems that they are here in Singapore as contract workers in a canteen and their meager pay of 800 a month is hardly enough to make ends meet and hence they found a contact to introduct them to the FL.

Enough said, i proceeded to do the "Giant", she weights 80kg at least and so do i but not willing to let her break my hips, i asked her to spread and proceeded missionary. However, despite closing my eyes, my dick went soft once i caught a whiff of something funky in the air. YES! Its a smelly CB! horrors of horrors, immediately i told them that i can't do this anymore and i decided to pay them up and shower on my own while they showered themselves up and make their way home themselves.

Overall the FR as follow
"Giant"
Looks - 2/10
Body - 1/10 (SUPER FAT)
BJ - 2/10
FJ - 0.5/10 (TRY BANGING A SMELL CB WITH THE SMELL IN FRONT OF U)
OVERALL: CMI

"Midget"
Looks - 5/10
Body - 4/10
BJ - NA
FJ - 5/10
OVERALL: 4/10

The whole point of posting this FR is not to diss how lousy the fucks were or how super lousy TS contacts are but to make a point that i can now bang almost any woman whose looks are one notch above them or that kind of thing. I have no idea how TS had so much 'fun' with them based on his FR, but one man's meat is another man's poison. Bottom line: there are no ugly gals to me anymore, only bangable ones and non bangable ones.

anybody else have their worst ever FRs to share? This is not to shame, but simply to have a good laugh at ourselves and what we can do

louis2002 · #2 12-01-2009, 04:37 PM

My condolences............

coldcoeur · #3 12-01-2009, 04:40 PM

bro, u have my condolences....

sexbuzz · #4 12-01-2009, 05:32 PM

sorry to hear of your experiences.... u could have rejected them both when they knock on your door and give them some transportation $$$.

gimmeporn · #5 12-01-2009, 05:55 PM

Appreciate your condolences bros but like i said the point of this post is to laugh at myself and thinking back, its worth a laugh (though not a fuck). Still, now that i have fucked the worst ever, nothing is horrible to me anymore.

Be positive and be thankful for what you have, whenever i see a new target that CMI, i think back of these two and i can bring myself to do it

topcook1 · #6 12-01-2009, 06:49 PM

Dont worry there is lots of good FLs out there..I am sure u will find one soon.

stephan · #7 12-01-2009, 11:06 PM

EQ high abit lor, at least u got cum mah... next time if buey ngam, just pay them taxi fare and ask them to go away lah. as long as haven't deal, u still got choice.

paganwinter · #8 12-01-2009, 11:24 PM

u have a very positive attitude...

d way u describe the whole incident also very funny...but if u r going 2 use these 2 as benchmarks wont u end up bonking any wl that appears better in d fr?

foooah · #9 13-01-2009, 01:11 AM

Upped you for this bro! Instead of some others who'd bitch about, and flame the contactperson, etc etc..you took it in another way!

Quite a refershing change around here! heh, you'll get ur dream FL sooN!

justwanadoit · #10 13-01-2009, 09:11 AM

once i paid 150 for angmo FL, went to room, she damn hao lian, not this no that, then when doggy knnncccb, fart in my face, damn turn off, then she think it take too long,ask me come out and she HJ me at that moment i cum liao.

Gspot! · #11 13-01-2009, 09:43 AM

Justwannadoit: omg, she fart in your face? You should fart back at her! haha

murali · #12 13-01-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justwanadoit

once i paid 150 for angmo FL, went to room, she damn hao lian, not this no that, then when doggy knnncccb, fart in my face, damn turn off, then she think it take too long,ask me come out and she HJ me at that moment i cum liao.

should have shot at her face mah! knn, let her taste some cum!

paganwinter · #13 13-01-2009, 10:30 AM

i guess we all have experience some form of lapse in service, attitude or hygiene from d wl...

pussy ordour n hairy armpits can make my didi from hero 2 zero...

gimmeporn · #14 13-01-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foooah

Upped you for this bro! Instead of some others who'd bitch about, and flame the contactperson, etc etc..you took it in another way!

Quite a refershing change around here! heh, you'll get ur dream FL sooN!

tks for upping bro, i had had some good stuff over the years but this is the bottom of the bottom!

gimmeporn · #15 13-01-2009, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paganwinter

u have a very positive attitude...

d way u describe the whole incident also very funny...but if u r going 2 use these 2 as benchmarks wont u end up bonking any wl that appears better in d fr?

yes bro! I am! I now can do any race, color, religion, language

Maybe not the whores in a whore town in Tamil Nadu which i heard about