Interview Issues

itguy2008 · #1 02-02-2021, 02:18 PM

Bro,

Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.

It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.

So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.

1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.

2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.

Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.

SerflySGR · #2 02-02-2021, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

Bro,

Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.

It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.

So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.

1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.

2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.

Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.

How about this, Bro itguy2008?

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itguy2008 · #3 02-02-2021, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SerflySGR

How about this, Bro itguy2008?

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I never kena this kind of good lobang before.

Mine... really those nerdy nerdy local uni fresh grad.

LooksLikeJesus · #4 02-02-2021, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

Bro,

Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.

It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.

So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.

1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.

2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.

Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.

Let me guess, you logged on SBF during office hours? Bloody hell, your job must be boring af. LOL!

Just hint to them, write contact details, time and venue on a pc of paper. Anything else, is not discreet. Best if they got car, write down licence plate no. Can bang during lunch.

itguy2008 · #5 02-02-2021, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LooksLikeJesus

Let me guess, you logged on SBF during office hours? Bloody hell, your job must be boring af. LOL!

Just hint to them, write contact details, time and venue on a pc of paper. Anything else, is not discreet. Best if they got car, write down licence plate no. Can bang during lunch.

I get the second most boring job in the world. hahaha. Just kidding.

Boss got the most boring.

chupchaikia · #6 02-02-2021, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

I get the second most boring job in the world. hahaha. Just kidding.

Boss got the most boring.

How come boss got the most boring?

Should be exciting right? Cos he's the boss?

Rickey · #7 02-02-2021, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

Bro,

Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.

Bro, I need a job.. can I see u for the interview ???... n u pull strings for me???...but I m sorry, I can't offer u wat the young ladies can

... haha

fallen11 · #8 02-02-2021, 09:39 PM

so evil meh?
make people let you fuck to get job

want fuck girls just go for FL la or find a fb

Irrumare · #9 02-02-2021, 09:59 PM

I believe those local U, nerdy ones, must slowly groom.
Don’t think straight away they so onz.

itguy2008 · #10 03-02-2021, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by chupchaikia

How come boss got the most boring?

Should be exciting right? Cos he's the boss?

Actually the higher you climb the job is worse.

Need to see customer's face, need to entertain investors and nowadays still got to get shit from employees. The young millenniums very one kind. Got attitude problem one.

donut88 · #11 03-02-2021, 11:13 AM

Years ago, I bang a new staff after interviewing and offering the job to her.
I rem that during the interview, I had the thought of banging her. Lol. Part time model, half malay half Chinese. Tall and C cup.

When she join in, I made my move couple of months later. My first FB.

itguy2008 · #12 03-02-2021, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by donut88

Years ago, I bang a new staff after interviewing and offering the job to her.
I rem that during the interview, I had the thought of banging her. Lol. Part time model, half malay half Chinese. Tall and C cup.

When she join in, I made my move couple of months later. My first FB.

Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.

During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.

I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.

SerflySGR · #13 03-02-2021, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

I never kena this kind of good lobang before.

Mine... really those nerdy nerdy local uni fresh grad.

Nerdy nerdy?

You never know what will happen before & after office hours Bro itguy2008.

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Dignified69 · #14 03-02-2021, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.

During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.

I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.

Congrats! This is the best comment of the week. Nice imagination

"Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine."

birky · #15 03-02-2021, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by itguy2008

Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.

During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.

I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.

Tell them you want mfff, no need to hint hehe