My sexperiences with online classifieds

OsamaBinLaden · #1 21-11-2013, 09:09 AM

Hello bros. i am back again.

This time round will share my experiences from online classifieds. There are many such classifieds out there. But i am not gonna say which one. And these are actually my posted advertisements that have attracted replies from ladies. In case u bros think i am the ones replying to the ads.

To protect myself, some of the aspects like location and names may be changed. But the experiences are totally real.

As i am currently buzy wif work... My updates may be a little slow... Please bear wif me... Thank you...

OsamaBinLaden · #2 21-11-2013, 09:15 AM

It was all made possible becos one of my close cheonging buddies had to be posted overseas for a few months for work commitments. He had asked me to take care of his house for the period. He did tell me though dat i can do anything in it. As long as i maintain it well. And i settle the utilities. Hahha... Dats easy...

Before long i was planning wat i shall do... I am NOT gonna get FLs or the such cos they r too easy... My first thought is online classifieds... I know there are a lot more misses than hits... But heck... No harm trying...

My previous attempts at these classifieds... I will count myself lucky if i get a hit rate of once a month. Let alone once a fortnight.

But this time round... My hit rate is so high which made me wanna share...

spas · #3 21-11-2013, 09:27 AM

Camping here, looking forward to next post .
Support!

jacky chan · #4 21-11-2013, 10:13 AM

Haha Bro Osama, u always the one... slow and steady

sxem · #5 21-11-2013, 10:27 AM

mostly bbws in a certain classifieds place, and looking for angmohs

You gotta be pretty darn good looking to get anything from there.
Though I kinda got a fb there heh

OsamaBinLaden · #6 21-11-2013, 10:49 AM

Thanks for the comments bros...

Btw me no hunk. Me no ang moh either. Bros who know me in person will know dat. Me juz an ordinary guy wif a beer belly...

Over the last four days... Me hv managed to up two... One is a SYT yet wif an innocent GND looks... Another yeah is a BBW...

Me not complaining since managed to get free action...

mooda87 · #7 21-11-2013, 11:07 AM

Camp for more!

SEXCRAZY · #8 21-11-2013, 11:10 AM

Pitching tent

OsamaBinLaden · #9 21-11-2013, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by spas

Camping here, looking forward to next post .
Support!

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Originally Posted by mooda87

Camp for more!

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Originally Posted by SEXCRAZY

Pitching tent

Camping. Pitching tent. U all think this one east coast park ah?

Icebreg79 · #10 21-11-2013, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by OsamaBinLaden

Camping. Pitching tent. U all think this one east coast park ah?

Like tat I set fire for BBQ ... Lai Lai Lai ... Eat BBQ n drink beer while we camp lol sapork !!!

alan0338 · #11 21-11-2013, 01:02 PM

camp for more...pls dun bomb me osama...

CaptainPlanet · #12 21-11-2013, 01:06 PM

Let me grab a nice spot to pitch tent

OsamaBinLaden · #13 21-11-2013, 02:06 PM

My ammo is set. The ads were posted. I must hv posted in abt 3 websites. Now juz waiting for target to appear then fire. The waiting game... Macam sniper... Anyway i hv nothing to lose. Anything dat comes along is a bonus.

Didnt take long for the first target to appear. TING..!! The notification appeared on my ever-reliable iphone 3gs (yeah lame.... But this 3gs is serving me very well dat i dont see the need to upgrade)...

Shall not bore u bros wif unnecessary details of the exchanges of messages... The plan was to meet the day after... She wasnt sure of my place so arranged to meet at mrt station. The house is only 5 mins walk away...

The next day i juz couldnt wait for the arranged time... Didnt hv her pic. Nor her contact. Yeah... No exchanges. All i had was a description of what she us wearing. Yeah i know there is always a risk of kena fly aeroplane... But i was still there at the arranged time...

Do note that till this point our only communication is thru the website messaging function...

Waited for 45 mins still no sign of her... Sure tio kena fly aeroplane liao... I walked back to the house.....

OsamaBinLaden · #14 21-11-2013, 02:19 PM

Back at the house... I juz sat on the sofa. Bottled water in hand...

Juz as i was about to turn on the TV... TING..!! Notification on the phone... I thought it would be another target. But no... It was her... Ok lets call her AC...

She told me in her msg she waited for me at the mrt station but couldnt locate me. She went back to her office (which wasnt far away) to do a quick charge of her phone... In this msg though was her phone number...

I called the number but no answer. At that point i wasnt sure wat to do. Could be a prank. I replied the msg said i called but no answer... Less than a minute she returned the call... It was a sweet voice at the other end...

AC: *explained to me wat happened*

Me: Its ok. I understand

AC: So u still wanna meet?

Me: U wanna meet? It's a lil late already. I leave it up to u.

Actually at this point i sian half. Scared kena aeroplane again. But other half not sian. Telling me worst case i only spend another 10 mins walking to the mrt station and back.

We agreed to meet in 30 mins time. This time round i added another 5 mins myself so that my waiting time shorten. Time came... I took my slow walk to the mrt station.....

Rambutan · #15 21-11-2013, 02:42 PM

Pls carry on your story!