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Old 05-09-2006, 01:38 PM
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This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

To all brothers, especially for those who are getting marry!
I just got this from a friend, some may read it before but i just want to share it with the brothers here!
Its funny to read, if you made your wrong moves, things can go terribly wrong!

The Story:

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been
dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one
little
thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger
sister. My
prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally
was
braless. She would regularly bend down, when she was
near me, and I
always
got more than a pleasant view. It had to be
deliberate. She never did
it
when she was near anyone else. One day, "little"
sister called and
asked me
to go over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone, when I
arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that
she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just
once,
before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was
in
total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to
my
bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come
up and get me."
I was
stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up
the stairs. When
she
reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw
them down the
stairs
at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline
straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are
very
happy that you have passed our little test.....we
couldn't ask for a
better
man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car!

END

So what do you think?
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:30 AM
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

This is freaking funny dude ... I love this story ...
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:33 AM
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

Read this some time back... but still, it's as funny as ever.

I don't really mind these sort of test...
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:37 AM
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

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Read this some time back... but still, it's as funny as ever.

I don't really mind these sort of test...
sorry to hijack this thread.. bro andromedia how u been? long time nvr see u around..
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

Yea... been inactive for some time lately. Something came up on my side
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

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Yea... been inactive for some time lately. Something came up on my side
hope everything will be fine..
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

haha, if you will to put a poll here,,,at least 80% of brother here might go for the younger sister.


Let me add on part 2, which I will follow the younger sister upstair, as I move along the wooden railing, piece of cloth from her top tank and mini skirt found scatter on the floor.

Discover that the door is left ajar, I proceed in and only to be greeted by the girlfirend in the bedroom...
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Ya. Thanks. Things are working out... somehow. Not sure if it's good or bad though. See how things goes la...
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:51 AM
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

If i am not wrong, there is a clip on this story. Its possible that its from a movie which i have seen before too. I think its the prequel to Meet the Fookers.
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

If It was mi i tink i will fail tis test
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

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Read this some time back... but still, it's as funny as ever.

I don't really mind these sort of test...
That was old news man.
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

Hahahaha LOL...Little Devil's tears!!!!
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

Will up the younger sis if confirmed she is on bad terms with her older sis.
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Re: This maybe funny, AWARE for those who are getting marry!!!

old story...but still a good read
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cool...funny story...haha
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