Sex in office? How to tell if office has cameras?

[songest]

Originally Posted by blackface

How does one have sex with one ownself ?

Contortionist can do oral on him/herself. Apparently realestateguy owns a lot of oval, err.. I mean oral offices.

[otamay]

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

99.99% of the cctv camera do not run on axulliary power. so the failsafe way is to turn off the main power in your office. then for pinhole camera, go to the room that has minimal items & turn off all the lights & pinhole camera do not work in the dark. minimum 1 lux means need light. next day boss will wonder y there are so frequent occurance of power failure. thats if your company is any ordindary company, with low security level.

Upz for your fantastic idea

[owen10]

i expect someone who joined in Feb 2006 to be lao jiao n matured in his thoughts but this seems like a schoolboy thread. how do u expect bros here to know other than yrself doin physical checks or askin yr colleagues??? if u r so scared, juz dont be stingy n go get a room!

[Johnston]

Friend TS..... the world of surveillance technologies is something most people dont want to investigate, because after they investigate.... they start putting tin-foil hats on...

Let me enlighten you that spy camera come in many shape and form, a not exhuastive list which is

power socket
clock
belt
key fob
lighter
false-flag cctv (a fake cctv but u wont know it )
and one thing i really want to tell you about
SPRINKLER CAMERA

http://cgi.ebay.com/Fire-Sprinkler-W...item45faed0e29
BUY IT NAO!!!!!!

In addition to previous bro saying power failure to shock off cameras, there also exist camera jammer, laser jammer, etc etc etc.....

The Matrix has you.

[dirtyhairy]

As sex in the office is Uncle's favorit...
let me share with TS some tips on it
First, make sure your boss is not a workaholic
becos returning to the office unexpectedly is their habit
so hard to explain when he sees you & FB rushing out of office, esp his
But the office meeting room is the best place for sex
spacious, with audiovisuals all available, most ideal to bonk and relax
but always lock from inside,and place sofa against door, you hear
just in case another horny colleague oso has the same f**king idea
with sofa against door, entry will be delayed, or they may even go away
No problem even if there are sprinkler type hidden camera,
Just get yourself a big Golf umbrella
unfold, place umbrella upright and rest it between two chairs
becos camera's only view from the top is not your arse now so bare
so proceed to bonk under the umbrella, & after deed, do FR and share
This umbrella trick is oso easy to explain
when asked later why open umbrella inside opit, say to dry it after rain

[Kalv]

Originally Posted by songest

Contortionist can do oral on him/herself. Apparently realestateguy owns a lot of oval, err.. I mean oral offices.

HaHa - a good one but not easy without the special training. My advice to TS is: "Do not eat and shit in the same place". Why ask for trouble when career may be at stake and reputation down the drain. However if TS persist - normally camera will be located where view of the "important area" can be seen. Looking for the camera should be easy. Also to switch off the lights during action. Best is of course to do it elsewhere.

Just up U back. Cheers.

[tomvoyeur]

I would rather expend some effort and get a nice hotel/apt/resort.

The feeling of getting caught is not conducive for a firm erection lol.

[Kalv]

Originally Posted by tomvoyeur

...get a nice hotel/apt/resort. ...feeling of getting caught is not conducive for a firm erection ...

Yes go to a budget hotel - cheap!! Chance of getting caught by colleagues/boss who come back, cleaners or security guards likely. Office also not comfortable - no mattress, towel etc. Might as well make do in park (in car). Unless getting caught gives him a hard on - as very exciting and different!! Just return U. Thanks .

[billgates]

It's ok if u having sex with the security guards. The video they will keep later to watch at home to PCC.

[Johnston]

out of so many reply only a few were actually informative and the rest were .,.... not so informative

Friend TS: heed my words and always think that somebody is watching you