TCSS thread "My favourite MASSAGE girls"

[friedchickennub]

Originally Posted by apiasap

Behind palace

Ahhh thanks but what's that?

[Ahh_Boi]

MR for Natalie

Looks: 1/10 not SYT! Not ugly enough to make me slam the door and ran, end up make me go through 90 mins of torture!
Gfe: 1/10 never pour me water!
Massage: 1/10 too good but no use cause I not there for it!
Sensual: 1/10 too professionally done and not green in this line, I cannot teach her anything!
Roaming: 1/10 Done in FN and not in denim shorts. I want 2G roaming not 5G!
HJ: 1/10 never lay beside me and do the basic lick nip and mechanical up down hj!
Service: 1/10 make me hump and pump with all the fake making moves! Make me so tired!
Time management: 1/10 poor time management, cause never allocate 20 min to massage my big head!
Hygiene: 1/10 after zhut here zhut there, ruba here ruba there, pump here pump there, pew pew here pew pew there, she go wash and clean herself! Aiyo, like that the next bro cannot taste it leh.

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES

[NZKiwi]

Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi

MR for Natalie

Looks: 6.5/10 not SYT!
Gfe: 1/10 never pour me water!
Massage: 1/10 too good but no use cause I not there for it!
Sensual: 1/10 too professionally done and not green in this line, I cannot teach her anything!
Roaming: 1/10 Done in FN and not in denim shorts. I want 2G roaming not 5G!
HJ: 1/10 never lay beside me and do the basic lick nip and mechanical up down hj!
Service: 1/10 make me hump and pump with all the fake making moves! Make me so tired!
Time management: 1/10 poor time management, cause never allocate 20 min to massage my big head!
Hygiene: 1/10 after zhut here zhut there, ruba here ruba there, pump here pump there, pew pew here pew pew there, she go wash and clean herself! Aiyo, like that the next bro cannot taste it leh.

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES

The funniest MR that i have read for years

[georgemagnum]

Thanks ah boi bro …. First time overall of 1/10 and i want to RTM!

Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi

MR for Natalie

Looks: 6.5/10 not SYT!
Gfe: 1/10 never pour me water!
Massage: 1/10 too good but no use cause I not there for it!
Sensual: 1/10 too professionally done and not green in this line, I cannot teach her anything!
Roaming: 1/10 Done in FN and not in denim shorts. I want 2G roaming not 5G!
HJ: 1/10 never lay beside me and do the basic lick nip and mechanical up down hj!
Service: 1/10 make me hump and pump with all the fake making moves! Make me so tired!
Time management: 1/10 poor time management, cause never allocate 20 min to massage my big head!
Hygiene: 1/10 after zhut here zhut there, ruba here ruba there, pump here pump there, pew pew here pew pew there, she go wash and clean herself! Aiyo, like that the next bro cannot taste it leh.

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES

[qwertysbfsg]

Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi

MR for Natalie

Looks: 6.5/10 not SYT!
Gfe: 1/10 never pour me water!
Massage: 1/10 too good but no use cause I not there for it!
Sensual: 1/10 too professionally done and not green in this line, I cannot teach her anything!
Roaming: 1/10 Done in FN and not in denim shorts. I want 2G roaming not 5G!
HJ: 1/10 never lay beside me and do the basic lick nip and mechanical up down hj!
Service: 1/10 make me hump and pump with all the fake making moves! Make me so tired!
Time management: 1/10 poor time management, cause never allocate 20 min to massage my big head!
Hygiene: 1/10 after zhut here zhut there, ruba here ruba there, pump here pump there, pew pew here pew pew there, she go wash and clean herself! Aiyo, like that the next bro cannot taste it leh.

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES

Haha, another classic by you.

[Syaimaral]

https://sglonelyguy21.com/xiao-long-nv-massage/

Appearance and services as advertised

She is beautiful according to herself.
No complaint from my end on this matter.

Basic massage
Okay sensual
Good playability/roaming
Great GFE

Overall is good session

[jprobot]

Yu Er
https://sglonelyguy21.com/yu-er-massage/

saw some good MRs here so decided to try her

Location: walkable distance from MRT, no security but kind of rowdy downstairs
Looks: 8.5/10 very cute GND, like uni student, looks a bit different from photo? maybe because no make up and in the dark first thing she asked me when i entered was if i was ok with her face
Body: 8.5/10 big natural E cups shiok but got tummy, not the gross type though
Massage: not there for this
Sensual: 7.5/10 bj was decent, overall kind of green and needed guidance as per previous MRs
GFE: 9.5/10 will playfully slap my butt with her towel and touch me here and there once i entered, the way she talks and general demeanour is like your gf

i think she's worth the money but she's only here for 1 month, last working day 26 Apr, she's unsure if she will return

[ankledeep40]

Thanks for the FR. Been messaging her but no replies......😔

Originally Posted by jprobot

Yu Er
https://sglonelyguy21.com/yu-er-massage/

saw some good MRs here so decided to try her

Location: walkable distance from MRT, no security but kind of rowdy downstairs
Looks: 8.5/10 very cute GND, like uni student, looks a bit different from photo? maybe because no make up and in the dark first thing she asked me when i entered was if i was ok with her face
Body: 8.5/10 big natural E cups shiok but got tummy, not the gross type though
Massage: not there for this
Sensual: 7.5/10 bj was decent, overall kind of green and needed guidance as per previous MRs
GFE: 9.5/10 will playfully slap my butt with her towel and touch me here and there once i entered, the way she talks and general demeanour is like your gf

i think she's worth the money but she's only here for 1 month, last working day 26 Apr, she's unsure if she will return

[jprobot]

Originally Posted by ankledeep40

Thanks for the FR. Been messaging her but no replies......😔

hmm i think she didn't even check my records until i asked her to help me add, didn't take too long to reply me also

[ankledeep40]

Been messaging her for days! Lucky you!

Originally Posted by jprobot

hmm i think she didn't even check my records until i asked her to help me add, didn't take too long to reply me also

[jprobot]

Originally Posted by ankledeep40

Been messaging her for days! Lucky you!

i messaged through wechat if that helps...

[Joined2005]

Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi

MR for Natalie

Looks: 6.5/10 not SYT!

Overall: 1/10 make me more shag than before I visit her.

RTM: YES

best MR ever! btw, why looks not 1/10 har???

[Ahh_Boi]

Originally Posted by Joined2005

best MR ever! btw, why looks not 1/10 har???

Ok, amended just for you.

[kombust]

finally some zap free entertainment in this forum. really appreciate the good sense of humor.

maybe all MRs need to state whether got water offered from now on. critical factor for rtm.

[apiasap]

There is only one palace in Singapore, other than self declared type.

Anyone can get the hint?

Btw, 99 probably has left or counting her last day.

Originally Posted by friedchickennub

Ahhh thanks but what's that?