My stay with the Cabin Crews.

Cheeksy · #1 14-01-2015, 05:00 PM

My name is Kelvin. This is how it started sometime back.

Dad: What?! S$50,000 this time? I warned him not to gamble anymore the last time I pay for him already right! From young you spoilt him! I tell him to come to my company to help me after he graduated but he went to join DBS and tell me his friends at university all work in the banks and law firms in the CBD. Say shipyard dirty la at Tuas, very far. Then now how?! He is 27 years old still take money from Lim Bei. You tell him, Lim bei money from dirty shipyard. Tell him to fucking get off of my house. See if he can survive out there with his measly 3k pay when he still takes from me.

Mum: He’s our son… You need to help him daddy please.

Dad: He is a banker, he can help himself.

Kelvin: Fine! I die also don’t want to go your company.

Dad: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

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Storms back to my room.

*Knock Knock. Door opens.

James (Older brother 35 years old): Eh… Bro si mi dai ji. Wah lao, dad shouts until like that. You know you can’t win him right?

Kelvin: He knn! I tell him I’ll pay him back what! I tell you I never lose, my friends they all never pick up my calls. I win about 10K you know. But we share account. The 2 of them together lost 60k. The bookie call them they never pick up then call me.

James: Nabei you so good ah. Can win 10k. You bet who win? Germany ah?

Kelvin: Yah. I told you I think will win liao what. How now?

James: Bro.. ask if you got see NCPG ad posters?

Kelvin: Si mi NCPG posters?

James: Neh, the one that the 2 kids with the dad betting on Germany win one lor. Online people all say the father Huat liao. How come you like different huh? HAHAHAHA!

Kelvin: You! Fark you la. How now? I drag 2 weeks liao.

*James did the fortune teller action of using his thumb to touch the lines on his index finger to his pinky.

Cheeksy · #2 14-01-2015, 06:02 PM

James: No worries. I guess you’ll be fine in 5 mins. You can trust your bro.

Kelvin: Why?

James: Cos, 慈母多败儿.

Kelvin: CB...

*Knock knocks. Opens door

Mum: Boy! I tell you liao don’t irritate your dad. He insisted you to move out. You tell me how now?

Kelvin: Move lor.

Mum: Move your head! You go say sorry to dad!

Kelvin: Don’t want. He this time confirm ask me quit job like Gor. Then go his company help him. I not puppet.

James: Aiya, mum, I tell you what, you remember the condo that I bought near the SIA training centre? One of the tenants moved out liao. Bro can go there stay awhile and let dad cool down first. You know they both stubborn one.

Mum: Hmm… okay. Only awhile.

Kelvin: Mummiiiiiii… the money how? *blinks eyes.

Mum: I only can spare you 40k. The rest you figure out yourself. LAST TIME!

*Mum Glares

Kelvin: Thanks mum!

*Kiss right cheek

Mum: You don't play this trick with me. You faster pack your clothes. He damn angry with you and I’m tired to stop another fight. When he simmers downs, I’ll tell you.

Opens door and left*

James: Bro. I told you right. Mum will help. Haha.

Kelvin: Still got 10k how?

*evil grins

James: I tell you what. The 10k I lend you.

Kelvin: EEyerh. You look evil. What you want from me? The only virginity I have left is my arsehole and I’m not selling.

James: Fark you. I not into that. Anyway, I got something I need you to help me at the condo. That’s why I tell mum to let you go.

Kelvin: You better don’t get me in deep shit again. Everytime sabo me since young.

James: relacs la. Don’t worry. You’ll enjoy your stay. I go take the spare key and condo access pass give you.

*James looks that the wall clock

James: Shit, I’m late! I not going with you, I got to entertain some overseas clients at KTV. You just tell any of the tenants you rented the place, no need to tell them you my bro. Wait they think I put spy there.

Kelvin: Okay…

*James evil grins again.

James: Bro, that place. If I not married, I also wanna stay there. The tenants, I got screened thru one. Not pretty, I don’t take. Only exception is there is one unmarried couple, the girl damn beautiful sia but the guy sibei hao lian and thinks he damn good-looking. Aiya. Never mind. You go you know liao. Ok. I’m gone. Bye!