New way to enlong ur brother

JingQiangBuDao · #1 13-04-2005, 04:09 PM

Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha.....

Doomas · #2 13-04-2005, 10:08 PM

Actually I heard of a similiar treatment for impotency. Balls need oxygen to produce sperm rite? Read somewhere that if you cut off your balls and attach them to your nose, your balls will produce better sperm due to the increased oxygen exposure. Imagine, your balls getting oxygen before even your lungs!

Hehehehehe!!!!

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Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha.....

hornie · #3 13-04-2005, 10:47 PM

Oh please, chinese papers are trash. You cannot believe half of the things you read there.

thecas · #4 13-04-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha.....

The best part is when its at the arm.. then can F a girl in many many positions

thaivisitor · #5 14-04-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Doomas

Actually I heard of a similiar treatment for impotency. Balls need oxygen to produce sperm rite? Read somewhere that if you cut off your balls and attach them to your nose, your balls will produce better sperm due to the increased oxygen exposure. Imagine, your balls getting oxygen before even your lungs!

Hehehehehe!!!!

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Originally Posted by thecas

The best part is when its at the arm.. then can F a girl in many many positions

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Couldn't think of anything better to reply myself

happyranchu · #6 14-04-2005, 10:04 PM

funny new indeed, better plant the didi on the hand. So while fingering the gal the didi can also poke along...kekekeke

and also will get hard on everytime we shake hand with the gal...hahaha

thaivisitor · #7 15-04-2005, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by happyranchu

funny new indeed, better plant the didi on the hand. So while fingering the gal the didi can also poke along...kekekeke

and also will get hard on everytime we shake hand with the gal...hahaha

Shaking hand with the girl is like her giving you a handjob, wait cannot tahan will cum leh, kekekeke

itsabt6x · #8 15-04-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

.....in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place......

hmmm.....gives new meaning to finger f**k or fisting....

oxilary · #9 15-04-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by itsabt6x

hmmm.....gives new meaning to finger f**k or fisting....

hahah definitely

guppiesguppies · #10 15-04-2005, 03:02 PM

sibei funnie... KNN... ENLONG... maybe my england bwang... but damn it first time hear this word... and maybe you want to stick it on your big head to let it grow some brains too... ha... stick on arm somemore... the nose one is a good one bro doomas!!!

bongster · #11 15-04-2005, 03:20 PM

Aiya bros.. most impt is to exercise regularly and you will feel effect when bonking. Dun believe u go cheong, u ask WL those 70 year old men who can stand work as wat.. they sure say labourer.. those work office one by 70 no good liao

rabitsu · #12 16-04-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JingQiangBuDao

Hi everyone, happen to read from xinming/wanbao (can't recall) 1-2 days ago saying by cutting off your dick and in-plant in your arm to let it "grow" and after grow liao and put it back in original place. Side-effect, you still can have sex but you will only be semi-hard only, is this news true or not huh?? Or maybe I read wrongly cos read that time is very late liao, sleepy eye may read sleepy news, haha.....

Just wonder why you have the impression that longer the better?.
Probably you haven't reach the level to understand that it is the
skill that matters. Like the chinese saying, swordsman train to a level
of not needing to carry a sword.....ha .....ha......ha

#13 17-04-2005, 01:45 AM

wah, cut away sure very pain...

Ken yeang · #14 17-04-2005, 03:09 AM

I agree with Rabitsu with his view abt how to use "it" is more important.

On the other hand, it will be a bonus if a guy has "it" big and can use it well for him. That will be an ideal situation right? I bet gerls will be happy just seeing it, well before trying it inside her......

rabitsu · #15 17-04-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by terror

wah, cut away sure very pain...

Terror, you are funny........also probably I quoted the wrong saying.....
How can we be without our swords...