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[lacoruna69]

23" : Newcastle 1 - 0 Man U

Great flick on from Isak, sneak in run from Tonali, great goal from Tonali.
Looks like Amass is struggling on the left flank.

37" : Newcastle 1 - 1 Man U

Counter attack. Great run from Dalot. Cool finish from Garnacho in off the far corner post!

[lacoruna69]

HT : Newcastle 1 - 1 Man U

Told you all liao, once you score, the opponents ball dropped.

After Garnacho's goal, Magpies lose steam a bit.
Garnacho nearly whack in the second from the left side. Saved by Pope.

Magpies see Amass as weaklink, so they keep on exploiting pussies left side.
Amass truly was overwhelmed.

Yoro collect an unnecessary yellow after he suddenly go push Fabian Schar during corner kick. Amass just too small size to mark Schar.

Amorim might put Dorgu in for the 2nd half.

Good show by Bayindir so far. Pull off a fantastic double save.

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by Rickey

This scoreline is very familiar if banana plays ..a number of pundits predicting this but I think the pussies will score at least 1 goal even if they lose in the end

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

HT : Newcastle 1 - 1 Man U

Told you all liao, once you score, the opponents ball dropped.

After Garnacho's goal, Magpies lose steam a bit.
Garnacho nearly whack in the second from the left side. Saved by Pope.

Magpies see Amass as weaklink, so they keep on exploiting pussies left side.
Amass truly was overwhelmed.

Yoro collect an unnecessary yellow after he suddenly go push Fabian Schar during corner kick. Amass just too small size to mark Schar.

Amorim might put Dorgu in for the 2nd half.

Good show by Bayindir so far. Pull off a fantastic double save.

Like I say....pussies will score at least 1 goal if not more ..though I tot it is Bruno who scores but it was actually kicked beautifully in by Garnacho...but they shd not put Lindelflop n small little Amass in they will surely lose the match for them

Damn so soon in the 2nd half kena another goal by Harvey Barnes...must be those 2 useless defenders again

[lacoruna69]

49" : Newcastle 2 - 1 Man U

Dalot and Amass should have done better.
Barnes close range finish after cross from Murphy.

55"

Mount sub in for Garnacho??? what the f is Amorim thinking?

[lacoruna69]

63" : Newcastle 3 - 1 Man U

Mazraoui fark around with the ball and kenna robbed.
Barnes scored his second.

76" : Newcastle 4 - 1 Man U

Bayindir boo boo...kick straight at Newcastle player....Bruno G with the 4th goal.

[lacoruna69]

FT : Newcastle 4 - 1 Man U

No banana, also lose.
Totally outclassed and outplayed.

Can envisage Banana laughing on his couch at home watching the game, munching bananas....

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

4 - 0 (IF BANANA PLAYS)

No banana, also concede 4 goals!

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

63" : Newcastle 3 - 1 Man U

Mazraoui fark around with the ball and kenna robbed.
Barnes scored his second.

76" : Newcastle 4 - 1 Man U

Bayindir boo boo...kick straight at Newcastle player....Bruno G with the 4th goal.

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

No banana, also concede 4 goals!

This is becos they hv so useless pussy GK, defenders n their useless manager...all of them shd be sold to other teams...play like schoolboys masak masak, ai mai ai mai with no desire to attack n win esp in 2nd half ...useless manager taking out the goalscorer n replace with a useless striker ...also useless defenders playing with each other kicking the ball to each other with short passes in n near their penalty box n most of the time lost the ball to their opposition attackers who easily kick the ball into their net....another useless GK they hv anyhow kick low n intercepted by opposition attackers who easily kick into his net....they deserve to be relegated to Division II...

if they play like this on Thursday in 2nd leg against Lyon in Europa league they can kiss goodbye to the Lyon players...this team make a fool of themselves in the eyes of the world watching the stupid way they play giving their opposition attackers a lot of chances to attack them n score goals....it's a shameful thrashing by the Newcastle team...wasting time watching them play

[asiancigar]

Originally Posted by Rickey

This is becos they hv so useless pussy GK, defenders n their useless manager...

...this team make a fool of themselves in the eyes of the world watching the stupid way they play giving their opposition attackers a lot of chances to attack them n score goals....it's a shameful thrashing by the Newcastle team...wasting time watching them play

From Vampire Owners, new Investor, new Manager to new players ....... United has become a shadow of themselves and honestly the entire club has to be BLED OUT ........ relegated to EFL, loose 40% of their global baby boomer fans, getting rid of the entire team and starting again with academy players who might grow into the Beckham, Scholes, Butt and Nevilles of tomorrow. It might take 5 to 10 years but it has to be done !!!!!!

[Johnbass]

Self destruct in 2nd half.
Always play passing back.
Clueless in defence and attack.
I think next season will continue this way too

Both lindelof and erickson’s contracts are expiring June 2025.
And they are still in 1st team.

GG MU

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by lacoruna69

63" : Newcastle 3 - 1 Man U

Mazraoui fark around with the ball and kenna robbed.
Barnes scored his second.

76" : Newcastle 4 - 1 Man U

Bayindir boo boo...kick straight at Newcastle player....Bruno G with the 4th goal.

No, mazraoui was not farking around...he was careless n slipped n fell n the nearby Newcastle player just took over the ball n ran towards his goal n scored

Yes, am so disappointed with Bayinder...he was so good in their previous match against the gooners in the FA Cup qualifying round saving 2 penalties

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by asiancigar

From Vampire Owners, new Investor, new Manager to new players ....... United has become a shadow of themselves and honestly the entire club has to be BLED OUT ........ relegated to EFL, loose 40% of their global baby boomer fans, getting rid of the entire team and starting again with academy players who might grow into the Beckham, Scholes, Butt and Nevilles of tomorrow. It might take 5 to 10 years but it has to be done !!!!!!

Yah, maybe this is the only way for them to get up back to challenge for trophies n titles again...everybody needs to be changed from top to bottom starting with the glaziers all the way down to the last player

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by Johnbass

Self destruct in 2nd half.
Always play passing back.
Clueless in defence and attack.
I think next season will continue this way too

Both lindelof and erickson’s contracts are expiring June 2025.
And they are still in 1st team.

GG MU

Yes, u r right...they self destruct in the 2nd half ...will prolly be the same next season as they r broke n don't hv enough money to get really good n experienced players like Osimhen, Harry Kane, Ivan Toney, Eze, Mateta etc etc...changing one or two players is not enough for their team to win in the next season as most of the newly recruited deadwoods r still around

[lacoruna69]

Originally Posted by Rickey

No, mazraoui was not farking around...he was careless n slipped n fell n the nearby Newcastle player just took over the ball n ran towards his goal n scored

Yes, am so disappointed with Bayinder...he was so good in their previous match against the gooners in the FA Cup qualifying round saving 2 penalties

Originally Posted by Rickey

Yes, u r right...they self destruct in the 2nd half ...will prolly be the same next season as they r broke n don't hv enough money to get really good n experienced players like Osimhen, Harry Kane, Ivan Toney, Eze, Mateta etc etc...changing one or two players is not enough for their team to win in the next season as most of the newly recruited deadwoods r still around

Think Ugarte also at fault here. His attempt to pass forward was block off by Joelinton...then he move backwards...and pass to Mazraoui with Joelinton and Barnes pushing forward. Pussies always panic when opponents start pressurizing.
Mazraoui should have known better as Barnes is a very speedy player.

Alan Shearer had commented that it is very clear that the current crop of Man U first team players are not comfortable with playing from the back. Not sure why the insistence on this style under ETH and now Amorim.

To cut Bayindir some slack, he was pretty decent in the 1st half. The 3 Newcastle goals wasn't entirely his fault. His defenders let him down.
Guess all these get to him and he contribute to the 4th goal.
Lack of EPL matches.

As for new players, I seriously think the top priority is to get an accomplished finisher. The pussies do have the ability to create chances, but somehow they can't finish them off. They panic when near the goal.

[lacoruna69]

Tomorrow 3am got a great UCL match.

Real Madrid will be trying to overturn a 3-0 deficit against Arsenal at the Bernabeu.

Can they do it? Past history had shown they can do it. But 3-0 can be a tall mountain to climb.

Catch the match if you can.